Alana

Alana is a smart, bubbly, charismatic person. Alana is very short by nature but if you are mean to her, Alana can climb or jump on your back without you noticing and land a punch or jab that can be fatal. Alana is very cautious around people that participate in incest like the wild Boochies that hide in bushes or more common places like Black Holes! When Alana is close to a grotesque creature like a Boochie, she has the ability to make the brainless creature think whatever she so desires for her amusement and the Boochie does things that no other creature would dream of. Alana is a force to be cautious of if you mean her harm but she is an Amazing person in every possible way if you cherish her for the best friend she is meant to be. Alana also likes to go by," Bro Bro" & very rarely, "Cunt". Because being around Alana and her awesome humor can be very "Cuntacious". If you happen to meet such a person, cherish her, him, it.

A Alana gets very angry around Shanal-beads because the false information it provides.

by McCasper January 24, 2020

Alana

She says k too much but she’s gud father daddddyyyy

Daddy Alana I love you!! 💕💕♌️♌️

by Ilodoyodo September 26, 2019

Alana

Very very short. gets headlocked by boys because they think shes a boy. can hit four threes in a row on a bad night. can run 2k in 6.20secs. also really short. shes a dwarf

"Alana is that annoying" "Fuck off Alana"

by greeneggsandham6969 November 25, 2019

Alana

Alana ist der tollste Mensch der Welt.Sie ist jemand der dich immer zum lachen bringt.Du kannst dich stundenlang mit ihr unterhalten ohne das dir langweilig wird.Sie ist loyal, höflich aber auch sehr schlau.Sie hat nicht die größten Singtalente und auch nicht das schönste Husten, dafür kann sie wunderschön tanzen und ist der beste Zuhörer den man sich nur vorstellen kann.Sie ist unglaublich hübsch weiß es aber selber nicht, deswegen traut sie sich auch nicht nach vorne an die Tafel zu gehen.Wenn ihr jemanden findet wie Alana behaltet sie immer bei euch denn so eine Person werdet ihr nie wieder im Leben finden.

Person: wer ist das Mädchen was immer im Unterricht isst?
Person: das ist Alana sie tut nichts anderes als essen.

by sessel05 March 11, 2020

Alana

The hottest redneck you’ll meet.

Yeehaw there goes one hot Alana.

by Alana.396 April 20, 2020

Alana

A girl that is oozing with swag. She's like that cool kid you want to sit with at lunch, but you know you're not swag enough to be in her presence

I wish i could be like Alana, she's got that swagger

by IkariK August 2, 2020

alana

a shawty with an ice cube addiction who cant mine for shit

alana is hot but cant mine

by walmart water bottle July 18, 2021