Afghani Crock Pot

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.

Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.

by Black Sword warrior January 3, 2016

Afghani Pipeline

An Enormous, Long, Solid Piece of Shit thrown in the freezer until frozen and used as an instrument in Sexual Activity.

I.e A Makeshift Penetration Device.

Babe: Oh Pablo,

My batteries to my Toy are Dead ! Whatever shall I do !?

Pablo: Nyeaah don't worry dere lil lady, the Afghani Pipeline's already in the Freezer!

Babe: My HERO!!

by Ragz The King February 12, 2018

Afghan Spliff

A joint commonly filled with coffee and another herb (Usually green tea) that is used to generate a dangerous caffeine high and is commonly smoked by kids with no access to weed in Kabul.

Tim: Hey look I got an Afghan Spliff, Anyone else: Isn't that deadly?

by Pashtunchamoy November 17, 2020

Afghan Flashbang

When you get a group of friends to jerk off into a balloon, then blow it up and pop it.

This girl was crazy she let us give her a Afghan Flashbang

by Phteven is losty November 27, 2020

Afghanistan pullout

When you start to nut inside your girl and pullout and nut all over the place

I almost got my girl pregnant because I did the Afghanistan pullout on her

by Don Kheedik September 4, 2021

Afghanistan

Afghanistan is a landlocked country bordered by Pakistan to the east and south, Iran to the west, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan to the north, and Tajikistan and China to the northeast. the country is predominately mountainous with plains in the north and the southwest that are separated by the Hindu Kush mountain range. As of 2021, its population is 40.2 million which is composed mostly of ethnic Pashtuns, Tajiks, Hazaras, and Uzbeks.

Afghanistan is a dangerous country.

by The Wanderer of the horizon December 22, 2021

Afghanistan

A country that has been through many wars and not yet been defeated. Also one of the worlds most dangerous countries located in Asia (Middle East).

Girl: Lets go to Afghanistan

Guy: No, that country is too dangerous, there alot of killings and bombings

by Jay.J August 19, 2006