A yankee bidet is created when you are taking a crap in a toilet and the impact of feces with the water causes it to splash back up in to your anus, similiar to a french bidet.
by Antron January 20, 2004
Get the yankee bidetmug. Gay bidet Is when a homosexual man or woman. Holds their own legs behind their head as the other loosens up the butt hole fisting it! An after pulling out the fist One proceeds to poop into the slowly shutting Butt hole! An upon finishing shitting into your partner ass! They proceed to piss on the poopers asshole an cheeks till clean
My ass feels overly fresh after Brad pissed on my butt hole till it was clean after i shit into his gay bidet
by Wrongway bandit June 6, 2015
Get the Gay Bidetmug. The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.
Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
by Caasi March 12, 2008
Get the Cowboy Bidetmug. by Dat_kiwi September 20, 2019
Get the Icey Bidetmug. by Filthy Hoe December 20, 2021
Get the Aggressive Bidetmug. The process of sucking water up in your PP than pushing out water at power hose levels of strength of speed into the partners ass cleaning it out like a bidet
Guy 1:Dude I Super Bidet her ass so good I saw water shoot out her eyes
Kid: dad I don't want to know this
Kid: dad I don't want to know this
by Yeah you know who I am March 23, 2021
Get the Super Bidetmug. When a man has a never ending wipe and uses his penis as a bidet by stretching his cock around his balls, eye to eye with his brown eye, and pees on or in his own butt hole to clean it off.
More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.
More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.
by Thetexasbidetcreator April 4, 2021
Get the Texas bidetmug.