Mat Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl, a Mat Carl is when a guy puts on a strap-on backwards (sitcking out from his ass), and butt-fucks another guy with it.

Kirk was begging for a Mat Carl from Jim by not showing up in Vegas...

by Slug Football Draft July 20, 2008

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016

man mat

A woman who let's men walk all over her no matter how badly he treats her.

Trixie is such a man mat. Her boyfriend cheats on her and she takes him back every time.

by catlady70 March 27, 2016

bruno mat

That ugly concrete stamp that scofield makes.

Hey Jason, I need to order those concrete stamps but don't give me any of those bruno mats. Ask Greg to get a price.

by concrete guru April 4, 2019

Clean the mat

1) To lick asshole

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat

by Cappy-Flipflops April 13, 2020

mat burn

Basically a rug burn that is caused by skin rubbing across a mat. Usualy happens in Brazilian jiu jitsu.

After sparring today I noticed I got some serious mat burn on the top of my foot.

by Kimura August 15, 2016

Mat Herpes

Martial arts students and instructors are often covered in sweat. Infected bodily fluids, shed skin, and sometimes body lice will make their way into the mats that absorbs the impact from their controlled falls. If these mats remain unwashed for many months, skin infections can manifest (being a contact sport, martial artists are often prone to breaks in the skin leaving them vulnerable to infection. This is a broad term that defines any skin condition contracted from dirty dojo mats.

guy #1: Heya bud, what's with that rash all over your face and arms? That's not contagious is it?

guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.

guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.

guy #2: Meh....

by kevthenurse August 25, 2013