9 is divine

It is the most divine of numbers as it is everything you know. It has so much meaning. Everybody knows the meaning of nine, as it comes from within oneself. Perhaps most perplexing is the meaning of divine. What is more divine than brotherhood? Several dudes doing dude things. However for most, these things are not divine. When one says that 9 is divine, know that they are within a brotherhood with a strong bond that will never fade due to the knowledge hidden behind this number.

Mary: I walked past someone today spouting about how "9 is divine". What a fucking weirdo.
John: No, that man is apart of something bigger than himself.
Mary: What could that possibly mean?

by rhombusshapedleaf February 2, 2022

9 ancestral tenets

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.

CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."

by UltraFitness January 16, 2023

9/11

Every country star's dream. on 9/12 there were like 20 country songs on the radio....

terrible day....unless you were a country star...*cough cough* Toby Keith *cough cough*

by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005

9/11

If you think 9/11 was bad, look at what happened to innocent Cambodian people during the Khmer Rouge. 3,000 murders is bad, but 2 MILLION is a hell of a lot worse. Plus, over 50,000 innocent Iraqis have died in the Iraq war. let me also point out that only 1 of the 19 hijackers were from Iraq. All the others were from Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Jordan.

"9/11 is the Bush administration's excuse for countless war crimes against innocent people."

by IATUP October 12, 2008

9:11 am/pm

The time at which terrorists make their wishes

Saddam: Hey! It's 9:11 am/pm

Bin Laden: Make a wish!!!

by roku13 February 21, 2011

9 mm

The size of a widely used bullet, mainly in pistols.

Don't make me whip out muh 9 and bust a cap in yo ass!

by Octomonkey December 25, 2003

9/11

A day when America realized it was vulnerable

Justice? over 3000 people died, just for a statement. If you have a problem with the politicians of a state, dont make the people suffer for that. Kill the politicians, not the people. That goes for america too.

by Fu-c-kyou May 27, 2003