Man

A lifeform known as a homo-sapien who has male characteristics such as having a pp lol, who’s purpose is to be born, bring joy, reproduce, and die. They typically are stereotyped to have more aggression and worse behavior, but gender, unlike what is typically thought, doesn’t drastically affect these attributes. They also are stereotyped by having small reproductive organs, mainly by women, and occasionally, ironically by themselves. They are seen as inferior by feminists, but both genders are required for the continuation of our species. Males aren’t inferior, and neither are women. Don’t think one is better, you insignificant spec on this dying jawbreaker with a nice hot, core.

Person 1: Dude, why is that man walking like that?
Person 2: Probably drunk out of his mind.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021

Resco Man

Any peroson with a nose extending outwards of 4' from the face, and it must envelope most of the face

Omg, look, its the resco man!

by rob September 25, 2003

Bush-man disease

This is what happens when you know someone that is trying to find out if your home for all the wrong reasons. You camo up and hide out in the bushes waiting for them to come over so you can introduce them to Me. Gauce

Billy Bob kept calling me to see if I was home, after his fith call I developed bush-man disease.

by Dirty Dick Dale October 16, 2018

Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

SPace man tings

a man of space tings

"yell" space man tings

by dark space man tings May 20, 2018

Northeastern man

Northeastern man is the loyalist man you could find out here…one dey like to fight rhell plenty…and they have big guns in they pants…they could bull good to…and they is bad gangsters so uh safe my g

Zarah: Chelsea wah kinda man uu like and does f**k with

Chelsea: compre man
Zarah: nha northeastern man better.! Uh doh know the thing🙁

by North Man The Best Man🫶🏽🤟🏾! January 21, 2023

reggie spider man

when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face

bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man

by iballlick June 14, 2020