OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

my hornyness levels are over nine thousand

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos

by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 26, 2020

I'm taking my talents to south beach.

A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.

Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.

by Blabbidy July 10, 2010

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

by Elburno September 20, 2009

National give a girl my sweatshirt day

Give a girl you know your sweatshirt for the day

“Hey did you know it is national give a girl my sweatshirt day!”

by Hunter’s_løver001 April 17, 2019

You just activated my trap card.

A catch phrase that came from the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card game, and is usually said when someone is about to get owned, with complete confidence.

*man 1 gets enraged with fury*
Man 2: Ha, you couldn't beat me even if you tried!
Man 1: You just activated my trap card.

by seanbond5 June 1, 2012

Did you just assume my gender?

Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.

1. Hey dude
2. DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!
1. Bruhhh, this has to STOP

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

the my-life-is-worse game

when you're telling someone about a problem you're having, and they respond by telling you about how your life is fine because THEIR life is much worse for various reasons.

sarah couldn't ever talk to catie about her problems because she would always plat the my-life-is-worse game.

Sarah: my mother made me clean my entire house yesterday.

Catie: oh yeah? well my mother made me clean the whole house, and then mow the lawn.

by brooke/vicki September 12, 2009