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Zombie

See: Zombieland
A zombieis an undead entity that has usually been alive at one point in it's material existance. Has risen from the dead with one objective: To kill and eat all living things. (Preferably humans.) Considered one of the ways the world will -end- on 2012.

The what is considered only way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in either the heart or head,(See headshot.) preferably with a big gunBut even that is not enough. The 2nd rule of zombieland is to doubletap. It's only one bullet, and it isn't gonig to hurt you, is it? One more bullet for them, one less bloody and painfull way for you to die, and one less zombie. Everyone wins.

Zombies are also featured in video games such as Killing Floor, left 4 dead, and Call of duty. Many users have also modded source ( Half life 2,Counter Strike: Source,Garrys mod etcetra.)
Joe: Hey, Bill.
Bill: Yeah?
Joe: If there is ever a zombie apocolypse, can I use you as a meat sheild?
Bill: ...No.
by TheDailyFail January 2, 2011
mugGet the Zombiemug.

Zombie

Undead creatures that only moan and eat, just like Americans
by TEric1989 October 21, 2020
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zombie land

term used by the special forces soldiers in the Micheal Bay movie 13 HOURS: THE SECRET SOLDIERS OF BENGHAZI to denote that all shots taken should be kill shots. *not verified that this is an actual term used or that the interpretation of it's usage was taken as intended.
All weapons hot, any enemy movement to be considered a direct threat. Any thing that doesn't strobe as friendly is residing in zombie land.
by ISREAL FREIDMANN August 1, 2018
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zombie day

A day in which you are tired, disorganized and unable to get anything significant or productive done. Your to-do list doesn’t get any shorter on this day. zombies, undead, dead, unproductive, to-do list, get-r-done, the walking dead, walkers
It is 6pm and I haven’t gotten anything productive done. Today, was my zombie day!
by joecoolthefool October 30, 2018
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Impression Zombie

Annoying "verified" X bots/accounts that reply to trending posts out of nowhere, saying meaningless stuff like "Good" and "Really", just for the sake of earning impressions and ads revenue.
The Japanese have come up with a good name for the stupid blue check bots that are spamming up people's replies: インプレゾンビ (impression zombies)

this is what I'm going to be calling them from now on.
by lpsn February 14, 2024
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zombie

I'm such a zombie.
by Philosophical-Cat April 19, 2018
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zombie kamikazi

The act of committing suicide while under capture in a zombie apocalypse, and trying to get back at said kidnappers by being a zombie by the time they come to check on you unnaware and getting bit.
She thought to her self, "These bastards wanna play huh?" As she slit her throat commiting zombie kamikazi in the hopes her captors would face a swift ending upon their return to the cabin.
by OdRalf October 10, 2020
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