wank-biscuit

1. Someone who is not actually a wanker, but a more mild one.
2. Posh term for "Wanker"

You wank-biscuit, give me that back

by Techno Joker May 31, 2003

Arm Wank

The process of holding on to someones arm and whilst walking an up and down movement is made

You do realise you are giving me an arm wank?

by jzachary October 18, 2010

Wank Worthy

When something is utterly amazing or beautiful

" oh my word this coffee is so good . It's wank worthy"

Or

"I wish Tristan thought I was wank worthy"

by Ezdawgtucks May 8, 2015

Oriental Wank

This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.

"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"

by Blamblam25 August 30, 2018

Wank stew

When you're so high and you green out while ejaculating and your cum looks and tastes like stew

Caolan got so zoinked that he had a wank stew

by Ruajohn February 12, 2019

wanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing

wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Imagi-wank

To masterbate to mental images as apposed to actual pornography.

Guy 1: Dude, I found some awesome porn last night! You should check it out!

Guy 2: Ah damn, my internet's down so I'm rockin' the imagi-wank at the minute...

by FunkStuff December 29, 2007