cunt waffle 

Somebody who everybody hates or dislikes

Ashley and genna are such cunt waffles

cunt waffle by lullage99 February 21, 2015

twhat waffle 

a waffle lodged in the vagina of a bittie

can i eat your twhat waffle jane??

twhat waffle by Trevor costa July 22, 2006

Dirty waffle 

To shit into a sock,then put it into a trouser press in a hotel room on the way to check-out of a place that has offered less than excellent service-cleaning maids have a nice way of leaving doors open to help achieve this.The smell of warm turd fills the room,then the corridor,then the whole floor

"The hotel was crap,as a mark of protest I left a dirty waffle in the room next door on my way out"

Dirty waffle by Wilburthebear April 5, 2008

Blue Waffle 

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.

Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."

Blue Waffle by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

I'll butter your waffle 

to give someone a hug.

I'll butter your waffle, John.
i.e. I'd give you a hug, John.

I'll butter your waffle by Cherylyn April 26, 2007

Belgian Blue Waffle

A vagina suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in.

A rather nasty sexual act.

Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."

Joe : o.O

Belgian Blue Waffle by SuggestionThing June 30, 2011

Blue Waffle 

A fungus filled vagina that reaches this state after one sucks a horses dick upside down while watching TV

Once Mitchael saw the blue waffle, he puked all in it and yelled BUR!

Blue Waffle by fender500 March 15, 2010