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Dirty waffle 

To shit into a sock,then put it into a trouser press in a hotel room on the way to check-out of a place that has offered less than excellent service-cleaning maids have a nice way of leaving doors open to help achieve this.The smell of warm turd fills the room,then the corridor,then the whole floor
"The hotel was crap,as a mark of protest I left a dirty waffle in the room next door on my way out"
Dirty waffle by Wilburthebear April 5, 2008

Blue Waffle 

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.
Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
Blue Waffle by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

I'll butter your waffle 

I'll butter your waffle, John.
i.e. I'd give you a hug, John.

Belgian Blue Waffle

A vagina suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in.

A rather nasty sexual act.
Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."

Joe : o.O

Blue Waffle 

A fungus filled vagina that reaches this state after one sucks a horses dick upside down while watching TV
Once Mitchael saw the blue waffle, he puked all in it and yelled BUR!
Blue Waffle by fender500 March 15, 2010

rofl waffle 

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles
jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system
rofl waffle by Norty11 August 17, 2010