Wilburthebear's definitions

Dirty waffle

To shit into a sock,then put it into a trouser press in a hotel room on the way to check-out of a place that has offered less than excellent service-cleaning maids have a nice way of leaving doors open to help achieve this.The smell of warm turd fills the room,then the corridor,then the whole floor

"The hotel was crap,as a mark of protest I left a dirty waffle in the room next door on my way out"

by Wilburthebear April 5, 2008