J-cation

A vacation in which the vacationer partakes in the smoking of marijuana cigarettes. Reefers.

Devin: Yo, dude, I've been working for like 45 minutes. I need a break.
Elliott: Man, you should take a j-cation.
Devin: What's that?
Elliott: Light up this joint and you'll find out!

by Dwvin August 20, 2009

Missy J

Another not so well known slang for marijuana. Also can be spelled Missy Jay or Missi Jey, depending on your location.

"Is Missy J coming over for a visit?"

by Alli Dee November 6, 2007

J-Back

A person who lays their head upon another's shoulders a bit too much, and uses the word Bitch unnecessarily

Guy 1: Dude did that guy just lay his head on your shoulder?
Guy 2: Yeah he's a real J-Back

by CYXD November 21, 2017

Kai J.

This word describes a person that looks like a capuchin and they are extremely obese. As in 50 to 90 kg. If you ever come across somebody like this then just run the other direction because they are crazy. Don't trust these people. I would know. They also just babble on and on over and over for what feels like all eternity. This person eats dogshit on top of everything else I stated before. Stay on a top bunk or away from their sleeping area because they will pee their pants every night without fail.

Person 1: Hey Kai

Kai J. : What's up?

Person 1: EWWWWWWWW YOUR DOGSHIT BREATH

This word describes a person that looks like a capuchin and they are extremely obese. As in 50 to 90 kg. If you ever come across somebody like this then just run the other direction because they are crazy. Don't trust these people. I would know. They also just babble on and on over and over for what feels like all eternity. This person eats dogshit on top of everything else I stated before. Stay on a top bunk or away from their sleeping area because they will pee their pants every night without fail.

Person 1: Hey Kai

Kai J. : What's up?

Person 1: EWWWWWWWW YOUR DOGSHIT BREATH

by thezazaman2047 July 1, 2023

J masta

A chunky lively fella (or girl) that determines whats funny and what's not. the "J" in the J Masta, stands for joke. So it's really a "Joke Masta" but it doesn't sound as fly. The J Masta makes up all the latest jokes but often ends up embarrassing themselves among their peers. There is 1 J Masta per state, but the one in Washington is most definably the most obese and sliest at making dem jokes.

"Did you here the latest joke made by the J Masta?"

by Spiffytapper April 21, 2008

J. Poe'd

The act of inserting a turkey baster filled with Pellegrino water up the ass of an unsuspecting girl during intercourse and discharging the baster hopefully causing simultaneous orgasm. For a similar result, see donkey punch.

Yo, dude, I J. Poe'd that girl last night!

by Jesus Ate My Ass June 16, 2010

The J Curse

When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.

I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?

I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.

by Snowy11 July 3, 2022