Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.

Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024

shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes

That shrimpy jones has a small dick

by John to con June 9, 2016

Roger Jones

To finish the last bit of food in a shared container of food.

John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.

He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.

by PlumPare August 11, 2024

Jone

Used to exemplify a very good or very bad thing, usually used to refer to an attractive woman but could be an object as well.

Oh, shes a jone!
Wheres my jone? (Looking for misplaced favorite item)

by Hollywood Hog February 4, 2021

Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.

Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.

by @mrkulci September 10, 2020

Mason Jones

A tall brown skin boy with curly-ish hair. Very goofy and plays either football or basketball
He should date a K

Mason Jones should date someone who’s name starts with K or Z

by CHEEEEEEEEEEESE TOUCHHHHHHHG May 18, 2022

The B Jones

The opposite of keeping up with The Joneses. Doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and has rbf all the time.

That guy has the B Jones mentality
Pulling a b Jones and saying yolo

by Samilah August 5, 2021