Slap Johnson

a black man joke between white people while playing Halo/
slapping somebody with your dick, or slapping your own dick with your hand.

"Slap My Johnson"
"iam gona slap your johnson"

by Cursive March 5, 2005

dilly slap

(v.) The act of slapping a man's genitals with the back of the hand in an effort to cause malicious pain.

I just dilly slapped Teddy-Bear.

by zell565 September 25, 2006

Slapping the boss

When you are horny and on your period, thereby preventing you from having sex.

Guy: You slapping the boss right now?
Girl: Yes! I am so horny but I'm on my period...

by ianmcgreene April 23, 2010

moon slap

To slap a man/woman hard on the forehead. Works particularly well the balder the recipient is. It is a classic Three Stooges style move.

I'm going to moon slap Barry for being so stupid.

by Sir Glame February 24, 2010

slap dune

Fuckin that pussy

"Hey man,last night i saw you and that girl go into the bedroom. Did you"slap dune"? Damn straight I did.

by Easydoesit March 4, 2009

Cane-slap

To smack someone with a cane, especially in the face. An action almost exclusive to old people who rely on such items.

"Ha ha!!! You just got cane-slapped!"

by Eriks February 2, 2006

facebitch-slap

A metaphorical bitch-slap to someone with a Facebook wall post or comment.

Wall post: I had two headers in the soccer game today

Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!

by Facepimp October 4, 2011