Slap Johnson

a black man joke between white people while playing Halo/
slapping somebody with your dick, or slapping your own dick with your hand.
"Slap My Johnson"
"iam gona slap your johnson"
by Cursive March 5, 2005
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song slap

The act of singing a part of a song in order to get it stuck in the head of the recipient of the slap.
Slapper: "Never gonna give you up"
Recipient: "Never gonna let you down" Damnit you song slapped me.
by bmellowfello April 17, 2015
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Slapping the boss

When you are horny and on your period, thereby preventing you from having sex.
Guy: You slapping the boss right now?
Girl: Yes! I am so horny but I'm on my period...
by ianmcgreene April 23, 2010
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slap dune

"Hey man,last night i saw you and that girl go into the bedroom. Did you"slap dune"? Damn straight I did.
by Easydoesit March 4, 2009
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rochambeaux for slaps

A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.
Tom: Why is your face all red?
Rick: Ah, i lost a game of rochambeaux for slaps a few hours ago.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
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The Money Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face with that hand.
Jason: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Kyle: "I called Justin Fat and that bastard gave me the money slap!"
Jason: "Damn i guess you wont be Talking shit about him no more"
by Pestonibel March 22, 2009
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moon slap

To slap a man/woman hard on the forehead. Works particularly well the balder the recipient is. It is a classic Three Stooges style move.
I'm going to moon slap Barry for being so stupid.
by Sir Glame February 24, 2010
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