Noun: The delectable inner sanctum of a
lady's privates
Synonyms include: the mossy cleft, fanjita, vag-jay-jay, foof, poonani,
clam, sideways smile, eye of sauron, etc
Modifier/verb: (usually be sandwiched between)
squeeze between two other
lady sandwiches, typically in a restricted space or so as to be uncomfortable in honour of the mighty nation of Lesbos and the scissor sisterhood
'My dear you have a wonderful
lady sandwich, perhaps we could meet in the stationary cupboard and
lady sandwich between the A3 printer
paper & the staple removers?'