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parallel media

reverse to AU lost media. Something that is suggested to be from parallel universe.
"AU lost media? heh, what about parallel media?"
by Misunaki January 18, 2026
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Jonny Peal

1. Go or leave Quickly.
2. Act of running away.

Comes from pealing out (squealing tires) when getting away.
A: Yo dude the cops are coming!
B: Damn bro we better jonny peal!
by Daniel Cameron January 6, 2005
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Leadfurned Paralizum

An unknown disease found commonly amoung teenagers.
Leadfurned Paralizum is an untreatable disease, yet very unharmful.
by yaylexieyay January 13, 2009
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phone paralysis

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
by Urban Englander June 20, 2009
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Rusty Pearl

A rusty pearl is a hard object produced when sperm , poo and sand are combined within the soft tissue of the rectum after anal intercorse on the beach or in a sandy area.
i fucked this bitch on the beach in her ass and all the sand i pumped in her butt caused a rusty pearl to form .
by atomicjive December 1, 2010
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swiss pearl

The "Swiss Pearl" first a guy must allow a for a buildup of "smegma" then give your girl a "pearl necklace" and proceed to rub the smegma into it
I gave her a Swiss pearl last night
by Blazing Ben Bravo June 15, 2011
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lace pearl

A blogger from Indonesia who uses the platform Tumblr. She is whimsical, has good taste, and adored by everyone on the site.
You just keep reblogging lace pearl. Get your own pictures!
by gracefrancis December 29, 2011
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