penis

A big, long, slender, fun toy!

lets play with the penis.

by NUtty boio1 September 16, 2022

penis

a meaty stick like thing that becomes hard at times and starts ejecting white liquid when prompted or just randomly when you are having a steamy dream

guy 1:man i had a wet dream last night and my penis ejected white sticky liquid

guy 2:i didint need to know that!

by i love jojos bizarre adventure September 18, 2022

Penis

You looked this up because you were bored, didn't you?

Im bored, let me look up penis in urban dictionary

by Necroathedingleberry October 3, 2022

Penis

idk but it tastes funny.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of a penis.

Person 2: No, but my friend said they tased oddly

by LargeCokMaster October 3, 2022

penis

"Penis" usually refers to male genitalia but what many people don't know is that a human penis is actually edible since it has no blood flow. So next time you're hungry just take a bite out of your penis.

I was starving but then I remembered I could just eat my penis.

by professional moron October 6, 2022

penis

when you have nothing to say during text so you respond with penis

guy 1: "I think flowers are pretty neat"

guy 2: "penis"

by mewhenballs October 7, 2022

PENIS

I love my Penis

have you seen my penis? i love my penis

by BigBlackChickenBBC October 12, 2022