rhino swag

when you wear all gray clothing and look like a rhino

dude whats with the all grey today?
dude its called rhino swag

by matt b and chris d January 20, 2011

swag champion

Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.

Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame

by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014

dad swag

Middle age father who has trendy glasses, Eddie Bauer vest, styling hair and smells good

This older guy is so cute, he has dad swag.

by Dad swag January 20, 2017

swag tagging

Swag tagging is an elite pass time similar to spy training. You must be silent, swift, and know your surroundings have a 'crew' of at least 2+ people. You need chalk or other washable writing utensils a neighborhood you won't be caught in. The goal is to write swag on driveways, sidewalks and on very special occasions side walls. Do all this without being caught...you also should have a great sense of humor because sometimes you get too into the moment and spell swag wrong. Best done at night!

Hey! Lets get a crew together tonight and go swag tagging!!

by jane0insane0 September 7, 2013

Fag swag

When your swag asf and everyone thinks your gay, and you admittedly act gay because you want stupid mfs to leave you the fuck alone and they still don’t know they got words more aggressively insulting.

Fag swag bitch.

by Titus dyfilid March 3, 2019

Turtle Swag

Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.

Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.

by mwcord September 1, 2014

khamly-swag

a type of species in which they are always in hunger for women of any sort no matter how disgusting or filthy they are. the Khamly-swags where bottoms that are not long enough to be pants yet not short enough to be shorts. big tees with a ridiculously looking slick back hair style. they are unable to speak proper english so they speak with a hoodlum accent and can never keep still. once they grow older they grow an irritating itch in the private genitalia area in which they scratch with a bulldozing motion.

hey dad those khamly-swags are real idiots

by baey July 8, 2010