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Gorilla Parkour Mode 

When a child is super angry and does everything in its will to succeed in their goal.
Bryson entered Gorilla Parkour Mode because he got no candy for lunch.

L.D.M. (Low Data Mode) 

When someone’s brain is so slow or dumb that it reaches a pause moment. When following direction or asked to do something or even understanding a joke. The brain shuts down and goes into low data mode unable to process the situation. This person usually has a paused confused dumb stare or the mouth has dropped or they just say OK just to agree. They never figure out how to accomplish a situation or get the joke.
E.g. 1. That poor valley girl brain went into L.D.M. (low data mode). She looked confused and pause for a few seconds said OK and walked away. Realizing her friends are making fun of her. She came back a few minutes later and said that’s fucked up that wasn’t funny.

E.g. 2. When the hot teacher came in the room all the boys went into L.D.M. (low data mode). They were so confused they started saying here, here, here as if it was attendance roll call.

site model 

Someone who is insecure and unattractive and just wants other people to say that they're good looking; someone who fishes for compliments but isn't attractive enough to get them in person so they take pictures of themselves at indirect angles and over-edits them and uploads them to a site on myspace or facebook
xRAINBOWxGORExZOMBIEx is fat and unattractive so she posts pictures of herself on myspace and facebook so she can tell people she is a site model; xHELLOxSKYLINExTRYPPSxDOUCHEx is a meek, awkward kid who is obsessed with being someone that doesn't even like him, but at least he gets twelve year old girls to say his eyeliner is hot on a site model facebook page
site model by Masta Pope Mane October 30, 2011

Raptor mode 

The state of being so drunk one actually begins to wander around like a raptor. Also can be used as a verb: To raptor or Raptoring.
Dude, keep that girl away from the liquor, she's in raptor mode.
Raptor mode by Lara Foster July 24, 2008

modem sex 

The act of connecting one computer to another through dialing up one modem to another.
I modem sexed your mom last night and we exchanged several gigs of binary code all night long.
modem sex by wang March 19, 2003

moderating 

What the people at gametalk live for. Either the mods are real power hungry (except for a few, some can be nice), or people practically beg to become a moderator. See mod wannabe for more on that.
Gametalk is no longer a video game forum, it's a place where losers worry about who's going to be a mod.
moderating by lunar shadows December 22, 2006