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Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
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Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.
Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
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Matt Walsh

Someone who likes to spread hatred against minorities to feed his own superiority complex.
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Walsh has repeatedly opposed the transgender community and "gender ideology", notably with his children's book Johnny the Walrus, his documentary What Is a Woman?, and campaigns involving hospitals and schools. Walsh and his campaigns are sometimes described as anti-trans and transphobic. Progressive magazine The New Republic named Walsh "Transphobe of the Year" in 2022, saying he "has made a name for himself by demonizing medical professionals and pushing conspiracy theories about 'grooming' and pedophilia in the LGBTQ community".
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-- Wikipedia article "Matt Walsh (political commentator)"
by Communist Fish August 22, 2025
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Matt

A man who portrays himself as one of the boys , but secretly deep down has to fulfil his desire to dress up as a Princess and braid his girl friends pubic hairs . He was well known in the community as a fun guy up until the year 2022, which was the year he incompetently sold his balls to a women.
I don’t feel like hanging out boys I’m gonna pull a matt
by Stumpy mcdoodles July 13, 2022
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Matt

People with the name Matt have the most voluptuous dicks and will 10000% rip your pussy in two. They get all the females. People call him, 'Mrs. Steal yo girl'. This hotty will show up outa no where and steal yo bitch.
Matt is so fucking sexy in bed, he made me squirt all over.
by Johnisgay101 March 6, 2022
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Matt Cry

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.
Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
by Dawndolphin June 7, 2018
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Matt

Matt is a try to act like an Eshay
Matt is a try to act like an Eshay
by anonymous March 23, 2025
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