monkey language

the language that has the least letters (a, e, i, o, u), very understandable, and a e uu I oi oi e e e :3

Me: ai

Friend: oi ai ai ai

Me: ai e e o u I a oi oi oi oi e e a u

Kid: what the hell are y'all doing?
Friend: we come from the planet alien and we speak the native monkey language
Me: and we are hungry for your grandma..

Kid: oh shit

Me and Friend: 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by school_chromebook_user December 22, 2025

Love language

The five love languages are:

Acts of service (favors)
Receiving gifts
Quality time
Words of affirmation
Physical touch

There are five love languages, what is your love language?

by Modern Women January 4, 2026

the full langton

when you've accomplished something you may feel like celebrating, why not perform the full langton? Basically run around and find the nearest girl and verbally rape her before making it physical. usually used when scoring goals, tries and home-runs, BEWARE very very illegal.

yo i scored a goal the other day, so i decided to score with a girl too, i gave her the full langton :/ she cried, and cried...and cried :|

by nffcboy05 January 1, 2010

The Full Langridge

The act of getting completely naked in a public place, then strumming your bean like you've got a mosquito bite on it.

She was just sitting there, I never thought she would go the full Langridge..

by 4 Digits Deep July 9, 2016

Mixed Broken Language

Also known as MBL, it is a set of text written in a way that one may consider it to be broken English, but it also uses words from other languages. There is no punctuation or regulation of any kind applied to MBL, just do whatever

A-“Is you an americas?”
B-“no but are you from a non-English speaking country?”
A-“oui mein komrade”
B-“You speakin’ in mixed broken language?”
A-“si”

by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017

Dabbing in *language*

The Act of dabbing in a diverse way as to not support fascism *cough* pewdiepie *cough*.

Man 1: Accidentally trips on flat ground, *dabs in Chinese*
Man 2: Thanks for not being racists and dabbing in *language*

by Private Moss April 20, 2018

english is my language

A variation of EnGlAnD iS mY cItY, but that dumb fuck who likes to make fun of people is saying it.

English is my language and if it weren’t for team 0 then the U.S. would be normal

by Eskimo’s with big tits June 7, 2018