"Dead" is a short term used on the Internet to describe a place that is not active, temporarily or permanently. This term is most seen on popular Discord servers. Also can refer rarely to an actual death, though there is little to no confusion between the two definitions.
by seizurebutton February 22, 2019
A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.
by AnonyHottiemous May 13, 2023
A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.
by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023
"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
by Gregaroidson. June 02, 2017
by faZe._XxurmumXx._ May 12, 2021
A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 20, 2020
#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"
#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."
#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."
by NickySticks September 15, 2013