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i quit tennis 

"I quit tennis" is a term used when someone does or says something so mind numbingly stupid that you are forced to say, "I quit tennis." You can also add a number at the end, like, "I quit tennis ten times." This term is used in everyday SMS.
Guy: Do cookies have sugar in them?
You: I quit tennis

Guy: How do you spell, "Asia?"
You: I quit tennis 57 times."
i quit tennis by yooboy1116 February 22, 2014
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I am stingin for a cone 

what you say to your mates when you've been sober for 48 hours and the missus leaves for a business trip, typically followed up by a Gatorade orchestra with the boys. (see Gatorade saxophone)
typical Australian citizen 1: hey brah
typical Australian citizen 2: doin cuz
typical Australian citizen 1: I am stingin for a cone
typical Australian citizen 2: or ye, the boys are lightin up over at joel's place sarvo
typical Australian citizen 1: fuck yeah brah! we can get proper Munted on the gato saxo!

i take your question 

A way to say "fuck you" while being a polite boss!
Republican Louie Gohmert: Lengthy rant with no clear question.
Mueller's resoonse: "I take your question".

I have a better question: WHY is gamora? 

Marvel® Caracter 1: Where is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 2: Who is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 3: I have a better question: WHY is gamora?
i-ready is a piece of shit website made by a dumb fuck that your teachers make you do . prepare to suffer and wanna fucking kill yourself with this bullshit . but when u get older , you will realize that really this shit is useless.
robert - yo , why do you look so beat up ? you good ? ava- nah , i did i-ready yesterday and trust me , i hate it
i-ready by dyingwhale.01 November 11, 2019

I am through 

I am through. A phrase you say because you are done with someone's bullshit. You are fed up with the other person's flakiness and hot and cold indecisiveness. You won't tolerate their lies and bullshit anymore. You have given them enough chances to prove themself, because they keep fucking up and disappointing you. You are done with this friendship or relationship because they obviously can't live up to their promise.
A: I am through with John's bullshit.
B: Just leave it at that. Don't give him a bloody second chance.
A: Yeah. He doesn't deserve it.
I am through by DancyNancy March 8, 2020