velvet hammer

A very soft hammer. It would not hurt if someone smacked you around with it.

smack!

by person yo-yo July 24, 2003

Hammerhead

An evolution of the turtlehead. A hammerhead occurs when the turtles head is squashed between your butt cheeks into a boomerang style shape not disimilar to the head of the afformentioned hammerhead shark.

Reg was taking a dump when the fire alarm went off. He jumped to his feet, buttocks tensed and then realised he had given himself a massive hammerhead.

by craftyscouser April 6, 2011

Go Hammer

When one absolutely destroys their opponent; Founded by HxTOWN.

we just fucked them dudes up, we go hammer.

by HxTOWN January 18, 2011

hammer

1. In the sport of curling, the right to throw the last stone/rock in an end. When speaking strategy, the word is often implied without being spoken.

2. A curling brush with a moveable head, popular in the 1990s.

Howard is up one with the hammer in the 8th End.
Jones blanked the end to maintain the hammer.
Would you rather be one up without or one down with? (meaning: ...ahead by one without the hammer...)

by jazzace September 13, 2009

red and white hammer

when a man is about to ejaculate you take a hammer and hit his testicles so blood and skeet come flying out

that guy wanted some more excitement so i gave him a red and white hammer.

by hammer69 August 6, 2008

hammer

Nice guy who drinks a lot

Girl: "I had a lot of fun with him last night. After a few drinks I was getting horny, but since the guy is a hammer I didn't get any, and had to drop the drunk bastard off at his home."

by Muerte el Gardino July 19, 2006

Hammer Time

n. the act of yanking on the hammer holder of someone's carpenter pants.

n. one old school, kick ass song.

I got him with the hammer time.

It's hammer time

by Scotty January 25, 2004