Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.

He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.

by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017

Deadblow hammer

Just as you blow your load, you punch her in the back of the head, knocking her out! Run like a plankton!! 10 mins away

I Deadblow hammer fullballs stepdaughter and run the for Hillary and Scarborough!

by Plancton from Hillary or scabs November 28, 2018

houston hammer

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.

damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.

by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017

Hammer

A particularly large penis — one which hangs like hammer from a tool belt.

That guy I took home from the bar had a fucking hammer: he nailed me so hard I almost split in half.

by Gravitas00 July 18, 2018

Prego-hammered

The pseudo-tipsy feeling a pregnant woman achieves when drinking non-alcoholic beer.

Getting prego-hammered tonight on Budweiser Zero while solving some Wheel of Fortune puzzles with my husband!

by BRTomo January 13, 2021

hammers

to give recognition to a person for crafting something of a high standard.

"Hammers to John for building that solid skate ramp."

by lisasimpson May 27, 2013

hammer down

Phrase to be uttered after ripping a whole team as Reinhardt in Overwatch

Hammer Down, bitches

by subhum4n April 8, 2022