footfunk

Some smelly motherfucker who wears the same socks for an entire week!

DUUUUDE! Your fuckin house smells like footfunk!

by onenut March 5, 2003

foodvana

A woozy, comatose state only acheivable by mass consumption of awesome food.

After her massive dinner, she acheived a state of foodvana.

by Ch'mera June 28, 2007

footwong

a nickname for someone who looks japanese

jake is footwong cause he is japanese

by brillinder January 9, 2009

Foolishment

an action or thought that is beyond any reasonable explanation

Why are they having sex on the dance floor? That is complete foolishment!

by Christi Hardsizzle June 18, 2009

Foodigo

Eating so much food that you fall into a state which closely mimics the feeling of vertigo.

guy 1:"Dude, I can barely even walk right now, I have the worst foodigo ever."
guy 2:"I told you to stop after your 32nd slice of pizza, the human body is only designed to consume so much in one sitting"
guy 1"sorry, I am a fat slob"

alternate: "he often waddled and stumbled away from the table after each meal, I was never sure if it was due to his thighs rubbing against each another or just a severe case of foodigo"

by Bow Adam February 6, 2010

Footbase

A system used to describe the extent of the foot-related acts that a guy has done with a girl. Like the sex-related base system, but with feet.

1st base - light touching of the feet
2nd base - giving a girl a footrub
3rd base - sucking and licking feet and toes
Home run - getting a footjob

"Dude, I totally got to third footbase with Hannah last night."
"All the way to third? Pound that, T-bone!"

by El Rey Beta February 11, 2010

foodmood

A craving for food, usually a specific type of food

Person 1: "Hey, want to order some pizza?"
Person 2: "No, I'm more in a Chinese foodmood."

by handbbffs May 28, 2010