Dong Hound

a female who is extremely slutty and always looking for dick.

Joe: Wow! Casey is such a dong hound.

James: Yeah I know she's fucked the whole Walmart staff.

by Word Pumpkin Cock May 30, 2020

DING DONG CHING CHONG

whusinghao

random dude:hi
chinese guy:DING DONG CHING CHONG

by michigunnermilitant'ed January 27, 2024

Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024

Ding-Dong

A person who is really annoying and ding-dong like.

My dog is a ding-dong

by Rotten e. July 25, 2021

shong lock dong

Big black man. Most likely from Africa or the southern part of America.

Is Joshua a shong lock dong?

by dragon_slayer36 October 1, 2017

Dong

A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.

That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!

I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!

by oldhag89 March 1, 2022

dong-a-thon

A one-night stand with a female that is accompanied by two or more men in sexual intercoarse.

Affter we won football game me and the whole team ran a dong-a-thon on Jennifer in the locker room!

by Just a Geek Clapping Cheeks September 15, 2017