fuck chuck 

Same Definition as Chuckle Fuck.
Someone who continously laughs at their own jokes or is just completely idiotic.

<Bill stands by laughing at a lame joke he just told to a group of fellows>
Tim, the caustic "you better sound intelligent or I'm going to jam my foot up your ass" guy the group turns to him and says,"You stupid, bloody fuck chuck! Shut your gaping trap!"

fuck chuck by ATLMK July 13, 2006

Wood Chuck

A girl who sucks a man's penis when it is hard and only when it is hard.

that girl gets around to all the guys in school, she is a major Wood Chuck.

Wood Chuck by LunarWolf November 29, 2011

chuck sauce 

puke or vomit. what comes out when you ralf

that drunk guy just puked and got chuck sauce all over my shoes

chuck sauce by fucktardo March 7, 2008

chuck norris 

Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

chuck norris by Squeed December 28, 2005

Chuck Norris 

The baddest man on the planet.

There's no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris by azrael07 September 24, 2006

chuck norris 

The badest mofo of dem all. DONT F*%K WITH CHUCK!!!

When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chucked.

One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.

If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.

chuck norris by haaaaaaanh! January 1, 2006

Chucked 

To be severely beaten, defeated, eliminated, or Roundhouse kicked to the point of death.

Whoa! Billy just got Chucked by his mom!

Chucked by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007