Bird Tax

Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*

*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.

"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"

"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."

"Why?"

"It's bird law."

Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).

by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022

P-BiRd

A slang term for the alcoholic beverage Pabst Blue Ribbon; commonly known as it’s abbreviated name, PBR. You have probably never heard this term before, because more than likely, nobody has said it.

Drunk guy 1: I just found a P-bird in the bottom of my friends that expired in October of last year.

Drunk Guy 2: What the fuck’s a P-bird?

Drunk Guy 1: Forget it, I meant a damned PBR.

Drunk Guy 2: Oh… Well hayl yeeah!

by DrunkGuy1 January 8, 2023

big bird

A really tall girl who likes to use her height to scare other people

Person 1:Did you know that big bird tried to use her height to scare away someone

by Big bird slayer October 20, 2019

Big bird

A big large yellow bird or yellow car from sesame street

Dad..which car we taking? Yo mamas yellow Camaro ok we'll call it big bird then

by SlimShady82 November 11, 2021

Dirty Birds

A term for the Apple Earpods that comes from their resemblance to a bird that has become dirty from ear wax when the two of them are put next to each other

Yo why has Apple stopped including dirty birds with their new phones

by Dick Urkle October 6, 2021

bird class

Easy to pass class

I want to take all bird classes my senior year so it’s easy

by Lololololilololololzzzz October 13, 2021

Bird Watching

Sitting down for a second at a large party/gathering and checking out girls.

We went to Josh’s 70s party. He had a couch in the backyard, so we did some bird watching.

by @kul September 19, 2021