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Bed rotting

My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.
Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀
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Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
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Bed Lick It

A term used to express extreme sexual potency between men by stripping oneself and biting the headboard of a bed while prostrating your genitals to your partner
I like the way you bed lick it baby
by benjamit June 3, 2024
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Bed body

Someone who likes to stay in the bed.
She is a bed body.
by anonymous June 8, 2024
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bed burger

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.
After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
by geminate June 8, 2024
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Bed rotting

The definition of Bed rotting is how someone spends days in bed for long period of times without doing anything productive.
Person 1: Dude I don't see you at the park. Where are you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill
by MirageV2 July 4, 2024
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Bug Bed

Wiley: Damn, my arm itches so bad right now. That hotel I was in last night had bedbugs and I didn’t realize until the morning!

Erin: You SLEPT in a bug bed? I’m so sorry but also that’s disgusting. I’ll talk to you out here but you can’t come inside until I know you won’t bring bugs into my house.
by Forgettable Name July 4, 2024
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