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Goose

(Australian) ;-An Idiot-or Fool. (A Dickhead).
"He's a Goose"
by sachabinky September 20, 2020
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mama goose

A mother that is very protective and loving , but likes to bitch about everything you do and keep you in-line.
I love my mama goose even though she gets on my nerves sometimes.
by QueenOlmos October 29, 2020
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Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
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Goose

When you grab a woman's breast and gently or not so gently twist it.
Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.
by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024
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goose cursed

The act of getting fucked up. Be it THC abuse or by taking shots of Sunny Brook, the curse of the goose is upon you.
Man, i got so goose cursed last night i took my horn out and played it.
by Dr. Goose "Goosey" Cursed November 23, 2010
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goose

a goose is someone that did/said some dumbass shit or gay ass shit
by davesss August 22, 2023
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Slippery Goose

by gint is a gc February 1, 2023
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