Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.

My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.

by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019

willy wop wop

A bunch on nonsense

Friend-“ Everyone said you got suspended from school”

Me-“ girl that’s just a bunch of willy wop wop”

by Nonsense that isn’t true December 16, 2018

reversed wet willy

the act of putting your finger in your ear and placing in ones mouth

Ive never even heard of the reversed wet willy..that was disgusting! We're not friends anymore

by ithinkimst0ned October 2, 2017

Willy "Wonka" Kiketel

Pn. Founder of the circus that is known as the assthority and the biggest stooge on all of Discord and an unlifed gay larper that no one likes as well as a certified pedophile and a nazi that DM advertises constantly and nuked tons of servers just to gain members

Me: Is Willy "Wonka" Kiketel even still relevant?

Someone: He's still around, his server is now called The Keitelist Authority (TKA)

Me: Holy shit imagine having your server be split so many times you actually have to specify which is the original

by MistressChing February 14, 2023

Wet C Willy

When a male ejaculates on his finger and sticks it in a females ear

Kur: “YAAAAAAAAAAS gimme that Wet C Willy!!!!”
C Willy: “Oh you want this WETNESS!?” *ejaculates on finger and sticks in ear*

by patfenis6969 July 25, 2018

Wanking my Willy

a male masturbating

"I'm wanking my willy to your moms big tits"

by cumshotter June 27, 2022

pickled willy cheese

When a man has collected dick cheese and pickled it.

Jimmy:" I fancy some pickled willy cheese."
Tim:"Would you like some if mine? It's Brent pickling for 4 months."
Jimmy:"Oh gee oh golly yes please!"

by Willycheeseconsumer November 16, 2022