Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

Why

Why is commonly used to ask if someone would like to have yiff with them, standing for:
Wanna
Have
Yiff
People use why as a way of questioning someone or using it as an excuse, do not listen to these people as they are using the word wrong and are mentally ill.
WARNING!!
Using this word excessively will cause an entity called the “huge furry goth mommy” to spawn. If you have summoned the huge furry goth mommy you need to run as fast as possible, because they will do despicable and barbaric things that nobody deserves to you if it catches you!

Mom: “your grounded!”
Son: “WHY?!”

by OZERALE November 23, 2024

why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018

Why you always lyin

A popular dead meme where a man sang the words,"Why you always lyin?"
Popular within 2010-2012.

Person 1: Why you always lyin?
Person 2: Good one.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Why tho

The expression of extreme dissapointment you didnt expect from the other person.

'I forgot your birthday party, bro'
'Why tho'

by toomanynumbers November 19, 2023

Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex?

Why is everything on here related to sex is when u cum all over ur best gf's face & pussy whilst looking up random definitions on urban dictionary and finding out all of them relate to sex in some way, see also "the best nutjob ever"

guy 1: dude i Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex? 'd Chad's slut last night
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-

by completelyoriginalhandle123456 December 6, 2023

Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths

Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!

by Nugget32 June 9, 2022