the two-finger weave

When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.

Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.

"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."

by basketweave332 December 11, 2019

Two Dicks Deep

When you're to busy

Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework

by Rinucard April 10, 2019

Two Shots of Vodka

Phrased used to describe a mixed drink that has an absurd amount of alcohol in it.

Dude, why aren't you finishing that drink?

I'm try man, this shit's got two shots of vodka in it.

by Komrade_Krunch June 10, 2019

Two Pound Watchdog

A Yorkshire, Chihuahua, Pomeranian or other fur laden rodent with a HUGE mouth and constant bark.

A two pound watchdog wouldn't even make a decent sized sandwich.

by Pootdaggy September 7, 2017

two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

two time talker

A male or female who talks to multiple others of the opposite sex in a flirtatious way at the same time; Leading multiple people on at once; F***boi

Man, the dude is such a two time talker.

by Gurly pop May 25, 2017

Two Tug Timmy

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate

"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"

by Griffin guy September 8, 2016