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Thomas Howell 

He will seem intelligent in tests and exams yet in class he will slack off and not pay attention. He will misbehave and not listen to rules set. Though not the most attractive guy, get in bed with him and you won't need to be pleasured ever again. Normal penis size ranging from 5-6 inches. Although he seems like he is a rebel of sorts for not obeying the rules, some teachers will talk to him more than others and issue him detentions more regularly than others. The teacher will on one occasion, let he/her guard down and give Thomas Howell a sign that he/she has gotten attached to him. They will then get together briefly after the teacher takes him out of class for a 'quick chat'. He/she will then proceed to suck his cock let him fuck her as hard as necessary for him to feel pleasures as well. He will then go home with her for more fun 'bonding time' in the bedroom. The age of this childhood bond between teacher and pupil will normally begin from aged 12-13
Thomas Howell- full name

Teacher- Oh Thomas Howell, touch me
Thomas Howell- Oh Miss, just bend over and let me do the rest. Or I will be forced to give you a 2 hour detention for sexual resistance.
Thomas Howell by DaBroda April 3, 2017

Thomas Kressig 

Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
Bro I just Thomas Kressiged that dip!

thomas fisher 

THOMAS FISHER is normally known as popular , THOMAS FISHER is casually named for a male , he is normally loved by girls but he has he's own type of girl somewhere in him.
Friend: you should get that girl.

Thomas Fisher: don't worry she's mine already.

thomas jinks 

The coolest dude out there! He slides into your girls DMs quicker than he slides down the slopes. He is the coolest guy out there.
Archie: Who stole your girl?
Lewis: Dunno, probably Thomas Jinks
thomas jinks by notmyjinko May 19, 2017

Thomas Jefferson 

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair
Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up
Thomas Jefferson by diggs.stan July 20, 2017

thomas taft 

Thomas Taft is an international kingpin. He is a worldwide vendor who sells anything. He had been known to Rob banks. He has shown his reputation throughout the region of Kent. He has many links. He is likely to be armed and dangerous.
Yo Thomas Taft was spotted ask for some cheese
thomas taft by Otfordmafia October 2, 2017

Thomas Rodney Brooks

Synonymous with fetishes, a man with a desire for girth penis.
Ha! She has a Thomas Rodney Brooks!!!
Thomas Rodney Brooks by Mr Krebs October 11, 2017