Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair

Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up

by diggs.stan July 20, 2017

Aaron Burr

The damn fool who shot Alexander Hamilton. He just wanted to be in the room where it happens. LOVES WAITING. (such a little, sad asshole)

Pardon me are you Aaron Burr, sir?
cit. Hams stalking Burr
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You are the worst Burr...
cit. Lafayette
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Burr?
Sir?
Close the door on your way out

cit. George Washington roasting Burr

by diggs.stan July 20, 2017