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Lemon log

The act of peeing in someone's butt hole.
Hey Debbie I want to give you a lemon log.
by Tony the Guy February 13, 2017
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haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.
I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.
by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015
mugGet the haulin' a logmug.

Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.
Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.
by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024
mugGet the Loggingmug.

Sauce log

1.When you take a huge dump, a log, but it's covered with diarrhea and leaves your butt a mess and takes 10 minutes to wipe yet it's still a log

2. An idiot who is hard to deal with just like wiping the aftermath of a sauce log.
1. Quit taking my stuff andrew! You fucking sauce log!
2. Sorry I'm late to the funeral I had to crank out a big one, it was a total sauce log. Took forever to wipe.
by Mattj1016 May 1, 2018
mugGet the Sauce logmug.

lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.
by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021
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Georgia Log Ride

The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.
Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"

Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"
by JakeThePinetree January 25, 2017
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Lincoln Logging

The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.
Matt: Yo, what should we do tonight?
Lucas: I want to keep it chill - Lincoln Logging sounds nice.
by LincolnLogger November 3, 2019
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