hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.

Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

Hammer

Another word for Heroin. Aka Golden Brown.

I can’t believe Jane is on the hammer again!

That junky cunts been hitting the hammer!

by Nasty ass 666 February 22, 2020

The Phammer Hammer

A hammer that can blast holes in the universe and it is used by the all powerful Donny Pham

Oh no watch out for the phammer hammer

by CryoDead December 3, 2019

nut hammer challenge

The challenge in which you smash a hammer against your testicles.

"Bro Johnny totally did the nut hammer challenge last night"
"Must hurt really bad cause I heard him scream from across town"

by johnnyversace August 14, 2018

Throw a Hammer at Her

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent”

Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?

by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop October 16, 2019