jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019

m1 thumb

When you get your thumb stuck in the chamber while you reload an M1 Garand.

Yesterday me and the boys were shootin' the ol' M1 and I got the M1 thumb.

by bootyslammer777 June 9, 2019

The Green Thumb

Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.

My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.

by SoxOnFox March 28, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Shoving your thumb deep into yourself or another person with a lot of force, can be in a sexual or life saving situation

Brandon - Man, you don't look so good
Scott - Yeah, when my girlfriend gave me a Kentucky Thumb last night

by qwertybears280 May 20, 2021

Thumbs Up

You are secretly gay but don’t want to tell anybody

*puts a thumbs up*

“Oh my gosh bro. I knew it”

*you and your friend aggressively makeout*

by Pattythicc22 June 15, 2022

thumb-tied

In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.

She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.

by Richmond RichardHof February 24, 2009

Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018