help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007

pleasure you can't measure

Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!

Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

can't deal

When someone says 'can't deal' it means that they can't cope anymore under their circumstances.

'Can't deal'
'Can't cope'
'Can't carry on'

Etc.

by alice wendy eeyore October 31, 2013

The Left can’t meme

The very fact that you get offended by this proves the statement

Dude lots of people are offended by the left can’t meme meme

Ikr thats the reasons that the left can’t meme

by idiot78 July 27, 2019

Cycle-T

A secret setting on the washing machine that is discovered as one of the final stages of enlightenment.

Yesterday, Susie achieved Cycle-T whilst cleansing her darks of a particularly stubborn spaghetti sauce stain.

by portraitofsound December 2, 2007

Can't do it!

An exclamation made when you simply can't do anything anymore. Basically giving up.

Geo: *Tries to jump rope but fails* I can't do it!
Liza: Come on try again!
Geo: I simply can't do it!

by GearSecondMaster June 18, 2011

I can't brain

Someone will say this when they cannot think properly or well enough

Today is Monday, and I can't brain.

by CoffeeShop2003 May 29, 2018