smaze

n. A mixture of haze and smoke, found only when smoking chronic or high-grade weed.

"I can't see my hand in this room, with all this smaze! Pass the bong!"

by MaryJaneElizabeth April 5, 2010

smile-smile situation

A situation in which two people both find themselves smiling at something said from one to the other.

Similar to a win-win situation.

Girl: You're cute
Boy: No you're cute
Girl: ahh that made me smile
Boy: that made me smile too
Girl: looks like we found ourselves in a smile-smile situation

by maeee. April 13, 2011

China Smile

A low-brow comment used by thugs, pushers, and bouncers to describe slitting someone's throat with what ever sharp object is handy.

"He won't bother us again. I gave him a china smile."

by Rocketbilly March 26, 2009

monotone smile

A subtle smile without actually moving the mouth in any sort of way.

That was so funny I forgot to laugh. But don't worry, I let loose a monotone smile.

by missy4 May 5, 2009

The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason

I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Penis Size

in tha website utterpants the average penis size iz 10 inches. 8 inches is tha bare minimum u need 2 pleasure a modern day woman. OHH ITS TRUE!

"is it in yet?" "yer baby r u done", "wat i idnt kno we started" "aww dmn dats right im only 7 inches"

PENIS SIZE OH IT FUKN COUNTS

by binga boy October 9, 2005

seize

when u mix a lot of baccy with a little weed

SEIZE ME!!!!

by SEIZEME!!!!!! December 21, 2016