katy short

the love of my life and the coolest person i have ever met. Also is in love with stephanie who is the greatest

katy loves stephanie and her 8th grade self

katy short by stephanie December 7, 2004

A short thing 

A kid the is really annoying. The are below the age 13.

I feel the the a short things get short each year right Louis.

A short thing by Louis C. 1 June 11, 2018

National Short People Appreciation Day 

National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)

Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe

National Short People Appreciation Day by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021

national hug short people day

a day to appreciate all the short people and give them a hug

october 23

hey did you hear about national hug short people day? it's on october 23rd.

national hug short people day by so_uless October 22, 2020

Fatty Fatty Short Short 

An insult and/or taunt directed at a person who is neither fat nor short.

Timmy: Fatty fatty short short! Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: No!
Timmy: Yeah, fatty fatty short short!
Billy: You're so mean Timmy Adams McGree!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Shut up!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: I'm warning you!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Nooooooo!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short sho... (stabbed)
BIlly: I warned you, I WARNED YOU!
Timmy: Fatty... fatty... short... short...

Fatty Fatty Short Short by abe McAbe May 1, 2006

lif is too short 

Its a play on words, where the word "Life" is expected but it is too short in the sense that the physical spelling of the word "Life" is only 3 letters "Lif". Therefore, instead of responding to one's facebook status that says "Lif is too short" with "Agreed", respond instead with "Ahahahahahaha!!! Nice!!"

Human A: Lif is too short
Human B: Yeah, you only spelled it with three letters, of course its too short!!

lif is too short by AlvinThomson July 3, 2011

Ride the short bus both ways 

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

Ride the short bus both ways by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008