Sam Coughlin

One of the biggest fucking pussies out there. Has committed over 300 felonies due to child pornography(sale and distribution). Also known as: Bird, Seagull, goon, Felon, Bernie, and Burnout.

Mom: "Yo look at Bird over there."
Kid: "Yeah he's such a goon"
Mom: "Don't grow up to be like him, he's such a felon."
Kid: "What's his real name?"
Mom: "Sam Coughlin"

by fsellig January 15, 2020

Sam The Pufferfish

A pufferfish named after a very famous greifer in Minecraft
IGN: Supersammy801

That greifer is just like Sam The Pufferfish

by EeGeOnline August 1, 2018

Asian Sam

Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I can’t judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.

Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam

Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol

by JiMmY_cArTeR May 6, 2019

Sam S

An absolute beast of a guy, never lets his friends down and always lends a helping hand

He's such a Sam S

by COOLGUYOHYEAH June 11, 2020

sam love

A rich girl who hits a lot and love to scream like a Banchee

You are acting like a total sam love right now babe, stop hitting me!

by Keaton strunk June 12, 2017

Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7

Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

Sam Bass

That red head kid in class who is really cool but nobody takes the time to realize it. Also, loves hockey.

Oh look, there's Sam Bass!

by Abbey Sims November 11, 2019