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Robert

Robert is a relatively nice person to strangers, but if you know him well enough and you are friends with him he will roast the ever-living shit out of you to the point where you have a mental breakdown. He will be funny and athletic, but this is drowned by the fact that he will use everything against you, so don't tell him any secrets or else.
"hey look at that douche-bag"
"ah must be a Robert."
by sama24681013579 February 16, 2019
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Robert Wears

A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.
Don't look now here comes Robert Wears.
by Old Man Toot August 29, 2018
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Robert

Robert is a little slut bag. He gives blowjobs for snickers. He currently lives in a bin and is going to be a stripper when hes older.
by 69dildos September 7, 2018
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Robert

Robert is a male name, they are generally tall and have brown hair kept in a short style. They always try to be the comedian not knowing they are not funny at all but just an interrupting jerk.
Robert: h-
Person: NO
by Septiplier|911| September 26, 2018
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Kaden Robert Register

When I go in the bathroom it smells like Kaden Robert Register
by Mlbtheshowplayer18 September 26, 2018
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tommy roberts

by MyDingaling420 October 2, 2018
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Robert

A big bully who pushes Karahballa and Petunia. He always makes fun of them.
Robert is such a booty!
by Karahballa October 3, 2018
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