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Puppy power

An excuse for you to urinate on somebody at will
Tom: hey, Scooby-Doo 1 is better than Monsters unleashed
Bob: PUPPY POWER *unzips pants and begins peeing on Tom*
by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020
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Monkey Power

Something that Kurt Cobain has massive quantities of.

Generated by monkeys banging cymbals together at high speeds.
1- WE MUST USE THE ONLY POWER WE HAVE LEFT
2- WHAT'S THAT?
1- MONKEY POWER
by wargleblargle December 11, 2010
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power v

When you place your pointer and middle fingers in front of your mouth in the sahpe of a "V" and then stick your tongue through them like you just tongued the shit out of some pussy!
I gave her the power v!
by Ruth Less September 16, 2017
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orbs of power

An incredibly impressive pair of breasts with the power to bring a viewer to their knees with tears of joy and gratitude. They must be natural and at least a C cup. The nipples must be of ideal proportions, and pointed slightly upwards. Finally, the breasts themselves must be uncannily spherical when the owner is standing at rest.
I had promised myself that this was it, I was finally going to break it off. That’s when she unleashed her orbs of power, and I was compelled to bury my face in them until I passed out.
by Uncle Wacky April 2, 2019
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Hoe Power

When you go down on a girl and she smell like trout and you need to get the hell out.
A fish market would have a hoe power of 10.
by penguinaids69 June 26, 2016
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retard powers

Being as stupid as possible, therefore making others around you stupid by talking.
"His retard powers are so great, my iq drops by 50 every time he speaks."
by 100%Retard January 30, 2016
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