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penis and pot

The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.
My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!
by Penelope the Pasquinian December 2, 2017
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Crock pot

Crock pots just have yet to build factual claims in rebuke of an evidencial stance supporting a philosophical model made from reasoning with causation factors limiting the scope of the argument as non circular.
by Merry Mage November 23, 2019
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Pot shot

An alternate term for a cannabis one hitter, called so as it is similar to taking a shot of alcohol.
Dude 1: “hey bro, wanna smoke a doob?” Dude 2: “nah bro let’s take a pot shot I ain’t tryna get gassed rn”
by Scrotis August 1, 2021
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Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.
guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"
by GAMERINGGAMERGAMING June 5, 2022
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pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.
Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.
by Klendathu_Jones July 17, 2016
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Pot hole

Guy 1: bro she lookin thicc.

Guy 2: no bro she just got pot holes.
by D3MoNEyS666 April 10, 2020
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Jew Potting

Putting a dollar inside the vagina or anus before having sex with a Jewish person.
Hey man, last night me and Becky tried Jew Potting.”
by LiberatedSiN February 5, 2019
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