Poo Volcano

A phenomenon that occurs during the flushing of a powerful (usually public) toilet when a frothy mixture of poo and water is momentarily burped up from the bottom of the toilet bowl before it's all sucked away and replaced by clean water.

Ewwwww.....a poo volcano erupted when I flushed the toilet and it got all over my ass!

by GreatMightyPoo73 June 14, 2018

Sensual Poo

When you're on the toilet, unleashing unspeakable evil like an upside down volcano and the smell gets so bad you have to light a few of your girlfriend's scented candles just to stop yourself passing out from the fumes.

I had an hour long sensual poo yesterday after that dodgy kebab.

by Pretentious Kunt July 12, 2018

poo hound

A person who lingers outside an occupied bathroom.

I almost shit myself a second time when I left the bathroom and found a poo hound waiting for me outside.

by Frank Schitz September 13, 2018

Pika-poo

When someone sends you vag nudes and you see a turd lodged in the dark hole.

Dude 1- Bro I got a nude from Veronica and I saw a Pika-poo
Dude 2- Brooo that's gross

by ToryDuncan June 2, 2018

Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.

“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”

by C$tone June 10, 2018

poo eyes

semen nachos feather leather coat uh

Lyrics for the popular XXXTentacion song "SAD!".

"yeah"
"poo eyes"
"semen nachos feather leather coat uh"

by zawakudo January 31, 2023

Koo Is Poo

Koo Is Poo is a very cool texas person and very cool person in general

koo is poo -gahthegamer
koo is poo - fox
koo is poo - mat
koo is poo - tur
koo is poo - dab
koo is poo- everyone

by MatMannn_ November 8, 2022