POOP STICKER 

You take a dump, and when you use the toliet paper to wipe, instead of throwing it away. you paste it to the wall or any other surface. The poop itself acts as the adhesive. Great for revenge for bad service at restaurants.

"what do you mean your out of orange chicken???? fine ill have musho pork."

(goes to restroom)

(poops)

"well this is for not having orange chicken at lunchtime."

(sticks toliet paper to mirror)

enjoy your poop sticker

POOP STICKER by Herbert G. WALLCE March 12, 2011

Poop Chute Surprise

While doing a girl doggie style, quickly pull out your dick and shove it in her ass. Not advisable on 'return visit' females.

I gave bridgette a Poop Chute Surprise. You should have seen her face dude.

Poop Chute Surprise by JDAltazar January 28, 2003

poop lips 

Having fecal matter in or around the lip area

"I got dem poop lips," said Billy the dinosaur.

poop lips by Clergyman December 21, 2008

Poop Stick 

A random stick or branch used to clean dog excrement off of the bottom of one's shoes. The stick can then be used as a weapon to use against others.

After cleaning Fido's giant pile off the bottom of my sneakers, I used the poop stick to smear feces on my sleeping stepdad.

Poop Stick by Charlie Buckspit November 18, 2013

poop-chute 

your back passage

stick it up your poop-chute

poop-chute by Hidalgo March 24, 2004

Poop in a group 

A synonym of the idiom: To have one's shit together

I'm looking for a real man, a man who's got his poop in a group.

Poop in a group by iski123 February 1, 2009

poop monster

a monster that lives deep inside the pipes of your toilet. eats all the poop and instantly grows bigger until the toilet backs up or goes into your average toilet clogging. then before the plunger hits,, it goes deep into the sewer until the left over excrament is removed. dont be alarmed,, they only feed on fecal matter and most every average household posesses a poop monster.

i think we've got ourselves a poop monster in our toilet... time to call the plumber / exterminator.

poop monster by PUSSYPEEPER June 22, 2009