Wrinkle-brain

The opposite of Smooth brain; a smart person. They have so many wrinkles on their brain, so many wrinkles containing powerful knowledge.

Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence

Person 1: My guy Neil fr talked his way out of getting arrested
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal

by jjournall June 23, 2022

brain damage

a syndrome every fortnite kid has but doesn't know

Fortnite Kid - *dances fortnite dances in the middle of the mall*

Guy - this kid has brain damage

by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022

Brain Dead

A commonly use word in the community of Valorant that defines a person who doesn't have game sense and is definetly Bad

Bruh You're actually Brain dead No cap Not Even trolling you roza ulted that bruhhh

by Not Brain Dead Guy from Valo August 13, 2022

An American brain

An American brain, the brain of stupidity. The country that calls football soccer. The lack of thinking. The kind of brain that doesn’t know how to cook international food. But there is some Americans that have an international brain. The brain of thinking. American brains also have racism in them.

Jake, who has an American brain: “This black guy looks like an ant.”
Tariq, who has an international brain: “This man is a great guy.”

by Chief_On_The_Dictionary September 10, 2022

Brain Shitting

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.

Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day

by Michael2323 October 25, 2022

Chainy Brain

When you are too wired to sleep after the chaingang

I’ve absolutely no chance of sleeping tonight I’ll have Chainy Brain I’ll be re riding the chainy in my sleep

by 4th Cat Problems April 28, 2022

pretzel brain

When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.

The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered

Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶

Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron

by Marquee Moon May 2, 2022